Wednesday, May 6, 2026

The Most Epic Bus Trip Ever

Today we caught a bus at 9:45am and hit the road!  We had reserved our seats well in advance and paid a little extra to score front seats in the upper level of a double decker bus. 

We had an unobstructed view for this 4.5 hour epic trip from Stavanger Norway to Bergen Norway, and the bus rides 2 ferries so bonus!  

The views were amazing and just when you started getting tired of sitting, you got on a ferry and had to leave the bus. 

The first ferry was the Mortavika–Arsvågen ferry. 
This van went in first and the floor opened up and it went to a lower level. 

Then we drove on. 
The first ferry ride was about 25 minutes. We had enough time to buy a milk and relax before getting back on the bus. 
The views continued to be amazing. 
Zoom!  Enhance!
They knew I was coming!  

The bus follows E39, a major highway passing through Denmark and Norway with a series of impressive tunnels and ferries connecting the segments. In total the highway is 830 miles long. We only traveled about 268 miles. 

The tunnels were, at some times, long. The first tunnel was 6 Kilometers long and that was exiting. This was one of the other various tunnels we went through. 
We went over some cool bridges too. 

Our 2nd ferry crossing came just as we needed a stretch. 
We drove on
and pulled right up to the front. 
This ride was about 45 minutes so we had time for photos and a snack. You can see our bus there in the front on the right. 
We saw a fish farm
and I got a tasty bacon wrapped, cheese filled hot dog. The dogs here are so snappy and delicious. 

Soon it was time to get back on the bus for the last let of our trip. 
As we sat in the bus, the nose of the ferry opened. 
It was weird seeing open water right in front of us. 
This is a charger for the electric ferries. 
Soon we were back on the road again. 
The longest tunnel we passed through was The Lyshorn Tunnel at 9.6 kilometers or 5.7 miles long. It's the longest auto tunnel in Norway 

The tunnels had cool lighting that showed you where the emergency exits were.  Now I'm not sure where these exits lead to because you are under the The North Sea, but head there in case of an emergency and you will be in good company, probably. 

As we approached Bergen, the hills began to show snow. It's still pretty cold here. In fact when we arrived it was hailing and snowing even though it wasn't sticking. 

When we arrived at Bergen Central Bus Station, we bought bus tickets online in their app and rode Bus 13 to our hotel. 

Our stay in Bergen is broken up into 2 hotels in 2 locations. We have been staying at Home Hotels (this deserves a separate blog post), and the chain offeres steep discounts if you don't stay on a Tuesday, which I know is weird. So we are at a Radisson Hotel until Thursday morning. 

Our first hotel is weird. It's proudly decorated in late 80s / early 90s decor. 

Anyway, now our Bergen adventures start!  The adventures will include a private pinball club, a funicular ride, a museum, and some seafood. 


Sunday, May 3, 2026

Badass Giant Viking Swords Rammed Into Rocks on the Fjord


Today we rode a local bus to see some badass Viking Sword Art. True, it isn't as badass as the Viking you see here so temper your expectations. 

Just kidding!  This is way more badass!  Sverd i fjell is a 32 foot bronze "statue" depicting 3 Viking Swords rammed into the rock of a hill next to the fjord. 

Copied straight from Wikipedia (don't worry, I just donated to them). 

"They commemorate the historic Battle of Hafrsfjord which took place there in the year 872, when King Harald Fairhair gathered all of Norway under one crown."

There was a cool trail along the fjord that we walked after viewing the statue. 

Donna dug around in some seaweed and found a Sea Potato, a species of Sea Urchin. 

We saw some Eurasian Oyster Catchers. I feel this name is a little hyperbolic. Catching the oysters isn't the hardest part of eating them. They should be called Oyster Pickeruppers. 

We saw this art, whatever it is. I can't find it on Wikipedia. 

Its always a good time for a selfie!

After our walk we took a different bus back and then walked around the downtown area. 

More Viking art on the bus ride back. 

Scavanger is known for its street art. 

This morning a cruise ship pulled in and dumped 4000+ passengers into our (yes we have only been here 2 days and it's ours now) little downtown. 

This is the view from our room before the ship came in. 
Here is our view now. 
The Britannia is HUGE!  Check this out!
It's literally taller than all of the buildings around it and it's right alongside the old part of town. It's impressive to say the least. 

Now we are chilling in our room watching YouTube videos about The Cruise Ship Britannia while we wait for dinner to start.